im too lazy to get up and find a pen and paper to write it down, so im just leaving it in a journal entry so i dont forget about it.

september 25, 2009

ive been trying to figure out the exact date for awhile now. it wasnt until i went through the pictures on my phone that i remembered that i can see what date i took them. i went to the one that i took of me and robert in the grocerie store and found the date.

and, just in case you were wondering, this is the day he asked me out. always good to know the date of such events, just so it doesnt come back to bite you in the ass when your girlfriend/boyfriend(usually girlfriend) asks you if you know what day it is, and you dont have a bum-fu*king clue

yay for relationships

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Randomness that you shoulnt be reading since i told you to ignore this......



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go kill yourself



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**insert your 'ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG' here**

BOOOOMMMMM ^^


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wewtness -- (WOOHT-nes),verb: a mash of the word 'w00t' or 'woot' with the suffix '-ness'(i.e. awesomeness, randomness), with the word 'w00t' being the verbalised form of a cheer. the form 'wewt' is an internet morph of 'w00t' (i.e. lulz - lols, noob - newbie). in essence, the word 'wewtness' means little more than "cool" or "awesome", but is still my muthaf*cking word, so dont you noobs DARE steal it from me!!!! D:<



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the BEST way to start the next Twilight movie: THE END



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why do guys who have small "things" usually scream to the world how monsterously huge it is, while guys with braggable baggage are usually modest and keep it to themselves? man, i wish my boyfriend was quiet......



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the ways you know if your boyfriend/girlfriend was ment for you:

1)the first thing you think about when you wake up is how long until you get to see them

2) when you hold their hand, you never want to let go

3) no matter how unusual they may be, the only thing you see is the most perfect being alive

4) when you stare into their eyes, you forget about the world arround you

5) the sound of their voice melts your stress away

6) you both just so happen to be masochistic pyros (dont patronize me, you shouldnt even be reading this >.<'

7) when you're lonely, you stare at your hand and know the single person whos fingers fit perfectly inbetween yours

8) you've had less-than-appropriate dreams about them

9) you both have confessed to eachother that life past highschool wont be worth living without the other

10) the only thing you care about is making them completely happy, and you cry when your morals wont let you take it far enough



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have i creeped you out yet? no? damn.....




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what do you say when you hear this word? (penis)

a) eeew
b) yes, i have one. whats your point?
c) vagina! teehee
d) w00t, yes please



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the #1 thing that pisses me off more than a Natzi at a Jew-convention is people trying to convert me to their F*CKING religion. no more "'scuse me, do you know that Jesus loves you???". im TIRED OF IT!!!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!! i want to throw those people off of a F*CKING BRIDGE........ I DUN WANN BE CHRISTIAN!!!!! im perfectly OVER-CONTENT with being athiest.... which means im THRILLED with believing in nothing. what happens when you die? nothing. what is the meaning of life? nothing. what THING is the one THING that all THINGS are not? NOTHINGGGGG!!!!!!!! MNNNNNNNYYYYEAHHHHH!!!!!! now stfu, foo. im gonn go eat sum dino-chicken nuggets :3



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have you ever stared at the celing and thought about nothing? its FUNNNNN....




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woulnt it be awesome if life was a videogame, and you could just go arround killing people without a care in the world? only down side, no sex, unless your videogame-life was a porn game o.e



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am i the only person who believes that nickelodeon is only showing half of spongebob's life, and the other half revolves arround patrick and kinky bondage? just sayin'...


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high speed car chase
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if you just so happen to have defied my orders to ignore this entry, then leave a comment down below. i want to hear what your scarred mind is thinking about.